Yank and hope | $YAHO

Yank and hope

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When life goes full nuke… sometimes the only move left is pullin’ out.

 

$YAHO is the coin for bad decisions, late exits, and bags you should’ve never nutted into.

 

Pull out of:

 

• A marriage that left you emotionally bankrupt ☢️

 

• A war you never signed up for 🕊️

 

• A “next 100x” that rugged mid-pump 🚀

 

• Or that one night that turned into 18 years 👶

 

Yank and hope applies to all of it.

 

This ain’t just a coin, it’s a survival strategy for degens, deadbeat dads, and dudes avoiding child support with a VPN.

 
Ride the pump. Feel the thrill.
But know when to yank TF out before you end up bagholding baby photos and a court date.

 

’Cause in love, war, or crypto, if you don’t pull out, you’re fu*ked.

HOW TO BUY

How to add $YAHO to Phantom Wallet

1. Download and install the Phantom wallet extension from the official website.

2. Create a new wallet or import an existing one.

3. Open the Phantom wallet and navigate to the Manage Token List section.

4. Click on Add Token and enter the $YAHO contract address.

Your $YAHO tokens will now be visible in your Phantom wallet.

How to add $YAHO to Solflare Wallet

1. Download and install the Solflare wallet from the official website.

2. Create a new wallet or import an existing one.

3. Go to the Tokens tab.

4. Click on Add Token and enter the $YAHO contract address.

Your $YAHO tokens will now appear in your Solflare wallet.

GENERAL TIPS FOR HOLDING $YAHO

Safely:

 Backup Your Wallet: Always keep a backup of your wallets recovery phrase in a secure location.

 Enable Two-Factor Authentication (2FA): If your wallet supports it, enable 2FA for an additional layer of security.

 Stay Updated: Keep your wallet software up-to-date to ensure you have the latest security features.

 Be Wary of Scams: Only use official wallet applications and verify the $YAHO contract address before adding the token.

 By using these compatible wallets, you can hold and manage your $YAHO tokens, taking advantage of the features and security each wallet offers.

tokenomics

TOTAL SUPPLY

1 BILLION

6% rewards

COMMUNITY GIVE AWAYS / REWARDS

1% dev supply

LOCKED & DOXXED

3% team allotment

DOXXED / VESTED

PHASE 1

“Pull-Out Panic Contest”

LIVE NOW – Ends Mother’s Day (May 12)

Theme: “Should Have Pulled Out.”

How to Enter:

1. Follow [@MemeCoinJunkies]
2. Like & Repost this post
3. Post your wildest meme or confession using #ShouldHavePulledOut
4. Tag us so we catch the chaos

What We’re Looking For:

• Parental regret memes
• Real-life “Oops” stories
• Crypto pull-out fails
• Anything that screams “this chart looks like my childhood trauma”

Prizes:

1st Place:

An exclusive Crypto Afterlife NFT (Example)
• a physical copy to hang above your bed as a reminder

2nd Place:

Custom Memecoin Junkies Rolling Tray (Example)
for catching ashes and regrets

1st Place:
 

PHASE 2

“Hold That Thought” Contest

May 15 – June 15

Theme: Don’t pull out. We’re watching.

How It Works:

We’re rewarding real holders those who stuck around through the charts, the memes, and the moral chaos.

Prize Breakdown:

Top 2 Holders (by wallet size):

• Early access to the CA (contract address) for the next MCJ meme coin
• Get in before the herd. Movelike a Junkie insider.

2 Random Holders:

• Surprise $YAHO airdrop
• Just for riding the wave (and not selling too soon)

How to Enter:

• Hold your $YAHO tokens from May 13 to June 1
• Snapshot on June 1
• No forms. No noise. Just hold.

1st Place:
 

J West

2nd Place:

Effie Mermaid

3rd Place: 

GuerillaJay

FAQ

What is Yank and hope?

The Yank and hope is a meme coin born from bad decisions and even worse timing. $YAHO is the living crypto embodiment of “oops.”

It launched because someone didn’t pull out and it’s mooning because we leaned all the way in. From broken condoms to broken charts, $ celebrates the chaos of creation in true degenerate fashion.

To remind the world that every mistake can become a meme… and every meme can become money.

$YAHO exists to give power to the unplanned and shine a light on those beautiful “should have pulled out” moments that brought us here. It’s not financial advice, it’s parental regret, tokenized.

Statistically? No.

Spiritually? Absolutely.

$POM is fueled by vibes, memes, and moral failure. This isn’t your grandma’s portfolio, it’s the one your dad accidentally invested in.

So if you’re here for utility, you’re lost. If you’re here for chaos and community, welcome home.

Easy: 

1. Buy $YAHO after launch day.

2. Join our Telegram and follow us on X (Twitter).

3. Post memes, tell your trauma, and ride this parental panic wave to the moon.
We didn’t pull out. And neither should you.